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03-22-2007, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by El_Uruguayo
Asi que quien sera la primera victama del Sanky Uruguasho? Sho estoy sheno de amor, y quier compartir!!!
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I'm impressed already  But I don't get out much 
You can practice on me and I will let you know when you're ready for your debut 
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03-22-2007, 02:13 PM
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I figure that after the many aggresive aproaches of the local sanky, I will make a smooth move, and my sauveness will come as a breath of fresh air to the foreign lady and she will forget about my non-blackness, and how do shu say, become prey, like a little gazelle to the claws of the lion!
And I do not lie, word of my handsomness has travelled far and wide! Ladies do not feel victimized by my seduction, but rather priveledged to have had their most orgasmic experience with El Uruguasho!!
Perhaps a little practice is in order - a woman is like a musical instrument which needs to be finely tuned in order to make beautiful music! And I wish to become a virtuoso!!
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03-23-2007, 01:05 PM
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Miami Nice!
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Que mal te veo, nene!!!  
It is my experience the Uruguayos don't have the necessary 'lavia' or sweet-talk to be able to 'uruguafy' anyone!!! 
They also don't have the right 'moves' on or off the dancefloor...the hair can be fixed with braids, but definetely the lack of that oh so precious color WILL affect you!!! 
Nope, I say stick to what you know kid...you will never make it...Mind you, you might have tons of fun trying...but you'll never be able to make the big bucks...no sir!!! 
Uruguay que no, ni no!!! 
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03-23-2007, 01:15 PM
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There was already one sankiewannabe here - Shad. I have not seen his jokes in a while. Who knows what happened??? He played with women's hearts and got lost in the game or something ? ) So, try not to repeat his fortune, stick to the Internet |
03-23-2007, 01:25 PM
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if the sankie job doesn't work out, then apply for a canadian female whale handler... |
03-23-2007, 03:37 PM
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I take it that the MQ had a not so lustful experience with one of my fellow countrymen, but that damage can be repaired with soft kissess and caresses
And I do love animals, I am a member of greenpeace, I donate so that others cand handle the whales - I concentrate on the other endangered species, the naive foreign lady unaware of the lurking sanky  |
03-23-2007, 04:08 PM
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Errmm... the MQ is one of your fellow country persons. |
03-23-2007, 04:13 PM
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Miami Nice!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by El_Uruguayo
I take it that the MQ had a not so lustful experience with one of my fellow countrymen, but that damage can be repaired with soft kissess and caresses
And I do love animals, I am a member of greenpeace, I donate so that others cand handle the whales - I concentrate on the other endangered species, the naive foreign lady unaware of the lurking sanky |
No, che...sho soy Uruguasha...no leíste mi presentación en este board?
Really, I was born in Montevideo...been living in the US for a looooong time...
But I do know the ways of my countrymen...and they CAN'T... no matter how much they try...even begin to compare to the real thing...that's why I married a Dominican...NO...not a sankie...(even though some people here want to describe him as such!  )
Anyway, being fellow countrypeople, good luck in all your endeavors...It was a big surprise when I read you nick here...never thought I'd find another Uruguayan on the board...
Are you in DR? Where? How familiar are you really with the people there?
MQ
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03-23-2007, 04:35 PM
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Mira boluda, asi que hay otro Charua por aqui! Just to clear up I´m a joker, and not looking to insult anyone here. I´m in Santo Domingo, el Millon, been here a few months, now, I am quite familiar with the city, country and people. As for Uruguay, I lived there 5 years ago, in montevideo, then moved to canada, and now here.... ...Long story. But I´ve been back a few times since, can´t get enough of it. And yesterday I saw an Uruguayo at the mall, only an Uruguayo would be out at a mall with a mate and thermos, haahah. Have you been back?
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03-23-2007, 11:47 PM
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Never Leave Your Woman Behind.
I returned to canada to look after my mother who has cancer. My 20 month old daughter(born in Higuey) came with me. Her mother is a Higueyana And that was 2 years ago.And my daughter is now 4.
Next month we were planning on returning to the DR and build a Villa.
I sent money weekly and called nearly every day.
Today my (now ex) told me she has married a dominican 9 months ago.
I told her she should go to hollywood because she sure put on a good act.
Do not think I will return now, THE WOMEN ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE MEN.
Maybe worse.
Never leave your woman alone!!!
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