So I´ve decided to become a Sanky....

[El_Uruguayo]

That´s right after much research - going around the beaches of the countries, I have found a niche market which I can take over. I have noticed that there are no white sankies, so I´ve decided I will take charge and become the first white Sanky Panky - I shall be known as Sanky Blanky!!! I figure I have all the skills necessary, I love to play on the beach, I love women, I am good looking, I am a good actor, I can come up with cheezy pick-up lines and compliments in the blink of an eye, I speak most of the required languages Spanish, English, French and Italian, which should make it easy for me to get a job at a resort. I am having a little trouble with the hairstyle, as I have straight hair, how should I go about getting that sanky style? Bleach my hair and get a perm? Please, any help would be greatly appreciated in getting this semi-gringo going on the road to Sanky Succes, and hopefully taking it to new hights!


P.S During my research I also noticed a lack of Asian and Indian Sankies, so if there´s any of you out there, that always wanted to become an international lady´s man, go for it! There´s a gold mine out there!!!

[Motorcycler]

You can always buy an AFRO wig and live a double life!!!!

How about the gistro and the dark shades??? Game for that???

[M.A.R.]

El_Uruguayo;502158]That´s right after much research - going around the beaches of the countries, I have found a niche market which I can take over.

I have noticed that there are no white sankies, so I´ve decided I will take charge and become the first white Sanky Panky

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what makes u think women go to the DR looking for white sankies??

I shall be known as Sanky Blanky

!!! But I loooove ur nickname

I figure I have all the skills necessary, I love to play on the beach, I love women, I am good looking,

I like you already.

I speak most of the required languages Spanish,

Speak to me in the Uruguasho accent.

I am having a little trouble with the hairstyle, as I have straight hair, how should I go about getting that sanky style?

Get dreds!!!!!!

P.S During my research I also noticed a lack of Asian and Indian Sankies,

nooooo let those women go to India or Asia!

ok so these are my suggestions.

[AnnaC]

yeah but can you dance?

You can be the ugliest man on earth but if you can handle a woman on the dance floor there's very little else you need to do

[M.A.R.]

Originally Posted by AnnaC

yeah but can you dance?

You can be the ugliest man on earth but if you can handle a woman on the dance floor there's very little else you need to do

wow that is so true.

on dancing Take some lessons from the sankys, a lot of hip movement is important. and you must be able to go both ways because you must cater to couples, that's where the big bucks are. lol

[perlanegra]

I also hope he knows how to sweet talk!

I must say that Dominican guys are born with a sweet/convincing PhD under their arms; it's a must otherwise you will be considered a Pariguayo-Paraguayo!!

My 2 cents!

Perlanegra

Originally Posted by AnnaC

yeah but can you dance?

You can be the ugliest man on earth but if you can handle a woman on the dance floor there's very little else you need to do

[perlanegra]

Mistake correcttion!

Pariguayo Uruguayo!

[El_Uruguayo]

Thanks for the help - I´m taking notes! Hmm I think I might have to start off with a wig until I can grow my dreds. And thanks AnnaC, I almost forgot to say that I rock the dancefloor! I´m not a master of the bachata or merengue, but I get by, I also salsa, swing, and hey I´m new to the perreo, but I had the whole bar lookin over at me the other day with astonishment on their faces as if to say "damn, the white boy can keep up!!!" hahaha - but where I´m lacking on the dancefloor my looks and unmentionables compensate

Asi que quien sera la primera victama del Sanky Uruguasho? Sho estoy sheno de amor, y quier compartir!!!

[xamaicano]

Originally Posted by El_Uruguayo

I have noticed that there are no white sankies

Sweet talk and dancing aside, it is their non-whiteness that is their biggest appeal.

[M.A.R.]

Originally Posted by El_Uruguayo

Thanks for the help - I´m taking notes! Hmm I think I might have to start off with a wig until I can grow my dreds. And thanks AnnaC, I almost forgot to say that I rock the dancefloor! I´m not a master of the bachata or merengue, but I get by, I also salsa, swing, and hey I´m new to the perreo, but I had the whole bar lookin over at me the other day with astonishment on their faces as if to say "damn, the white boy can keep up!!!" hahaha -

aja, yeah right, and I'm Marily Monroe.

Asi que quien sera la primera victama del Sanky Uruguasho? Sho estoy sheno de amor, y quier compartir!!!

man I can picture myself laying on the beach listening to that accent mixed in with the ocean waves, ayyyy Dio mio papi.

you better be good looking don't be leadin' me on.....lol