Kudos to ajewellmom for discerning the dangers. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to get a little stupid. (Thank you Brahma Light for assisting in this endeavor).
Just as Arthur Conan Doyle killed off Sherlock Holmes the creative team of the Dancie Boy saga must sadly report the following:
Crushed by the non responsiveness of his Maria, the love of his life, DB accepted a proposal of marriage from Heljä Hämäläinen from Finland. Before her trip to marry him at his AI with plans for the full animation team to be in attendance DB was a passenger on a motorcycle taxi which was flattened (aplastao) by a minibus (guagua).
DB leaves his common law wives Yocaira, Yoselin, Kimara, Marialis and 17 children, 4 of whom have been "declared".
He also leaves 26 lady friends in 5 countries in North America and Europe, 4 of whom have started "Do you know" threads on DR1. Three of these were closed within a short time by Annac, the other became a bloody free for all because Anna was busy shovelling snow and couldn't get to it right away.
In an ironic twist, as she had promised DB that they would start a mukluk store, Heljä became the leading disitributor of high end mukluks in Scandinavia. Her secret past as an East German Olympic sex change shotputter was never discovered.
After a decent interval Heljä resumed her world travels playing with Sankies. She never married and never forgot DB.
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