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Originally Posted by juanita
BORing!!!!
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I mean, how old is he? In college I worked summers at a beach bar bartending. I didn't even know this sort of disparate still went on. I saw thousands of guys all liquored up over those years going over to hot girls and pulling some kind of ridiculous line (at that time, the "I'm a stock broker" was the "in" thing). I asked some idiot whom I overheard say this to my girlfriend at the time (whom was sitting at my bar keeping to herself): "Ahhh, a stock broker." You know who these guys really were folks: the newbie lackies whom the "real" investment bankers physically and verbally abused and used to get coffee, pick up dry cleaning, and even shine their shoes right there on the trading floor.
I digress. But this story reminded me of those days. It's funny though, El Rey is putting on a little weight now approach 39 years, but I never (and still don't) had to go up to a girl here in DR. it's better that way, because Dominican women can be awfully cruel in a rejection process. Before I took formal dance lessons, I had this one walk right off the dance floor without saying a word. Sad, it was.
My 20s were never like that, but these days they just seem to approach me first.
The Jimmy thing just reminds me of a "buzzed up" frat boy trying to get la-- at a Saturday night mixer.
I didn't even have the energy to read up and see where this originated from, so perhaps I'm speaking out of line.
Like Juanita said: "I'd rather be getting a prostate exam"
(oops, she said "Boring", but you get the pic)