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Old 05-11-2005, 02:01 PM
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If you're really curious, just do a Search.
I am curious as to why someone would take the time to post "The Zapata sucks!!" without providing any reason. Especially since the OP is think of staying there and might be interested in hearing why "The Zapata sucks!!".
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Old 05-11-2005, 02:07 PM
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I am curious as to why someone would take the time to post "The Zapata sucks!!" without providing any reason. Especially since the OP is think of staying there and might be interested in hearing why "The Zapata sucks!!".
I don't want to waste my time, when someone can just do a search on the board.

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Old 05-11-2005, 02:16 PM
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Default I've stayed at the Zapata...

and it's very convenient if you want to be by the beach. The have a restaurant, a nice rear courtyard (with a bar and lounge chairs) that will leave you right in front of the beach. The rooms are basic and the pillows are as thin as wafers, but their security is tight-and it is chica friendly. You just have to pay 10 bucks if she stays past 6 am or something like that.

They offer free breakfast if you wake up early enough and it is included in the price. For 45-50 bucks US it is not bad. They are also meticulous about the housecleaning.

They just do not allow the loud frat-style partying to go on. Why it would suck compared to the other Boca Chica hotels in the area I don't know. All I know is that I have stayed there twice with no complaints.
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Old 05-11-2005, 02:45 PM
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and it's very convenient if you want to be by the beach. The have a restaurant, a nice rear courtyard (with a bar and lounge chairs) that will leave you right in front of the beach. The rooms are basic and the pillows are as thin as wafers, but their security is tight-and it is chica friendly. You just have to pay 10 bucks if she stays past 6 am or something like that.

They offer free breakfast if you wake up early enough and it is included in the price. For 45-50 bucks US it is not bad. They are also meticulous about the housecleaning.

They just do not allow the loud frat-style partying to go on. Why it would suck compared to the other Boca Chica hotels in the area I don't know. All I know is that I have stayed there twice with no complaints.
$45-50 (not including the chica fee) are high-end prices (outside of AIs) for Boca Chica. For basic service and wafer thin pillows you could be paying $15 and still have a pool to swim in.

For $45:
a) at Candil, you'll get bigger, better rooms, a pool, cable, and much better security (no chica fees)

b) at Costlunga, you'll have access to internet, you'll get bigger, better rooms, a pool, cable, and a lobby full of whores (no chica fees)

c) at El Caucho, you'll have access to wireless internet, you'll get better rooms, a pool, cable, a restaurant, a rec area, a bar, gaming machines, easy access to whores, a very accomodating young English speaking staff (no chica fees)

d) And where I stay in Boca Chica, I get a studio apartment, queen bed, cable, a kitchen (plates, glasses, flatware, cooking utensils) full fridge, oven/stove, patio (w/ chairs), great service, and complete privacy (of course no chica fee) for $35.


Damn' you forced me to write what easily be found by doing a search on this board!!


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Old 05-11-2005, 02:58 PM
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Wink I tricked you, Helpmann...

It was I who was too lazy to do a search. Now I have ALL of this great info for my next trip!!! They don't call you Helpman for nothing!!!!
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Old 05-11-2005, 03:06 PM
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Default all you need is a bed

Kitchen? what the hell are you cooking?
Outdoor patio? What the hell is there to look at?
TV w/ Cable? That's for the cartoon watching Chicas
Wireless Internet? What the hell are you bringing you're laptop for??
Fridge? OK to keep the Beers and the Water Cold
Pool?? You are no further than 3 blocks from the biggest damn swimming pool in DR
Free Breakfast? It will just spoil your alcoholic appetite

The hotel needs a bed and a door $10, the rest is fluff
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Old 05-11-2005, 03:22 PM
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Kitchen? what the hell are you cooking?
Yes! I prefer my cooking and a couple of my stays have been long...

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Outdoor patio? What the hell is there to look at?
My neighbor's whores. It's always nice to make more friends.

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TV w/ Cable? That's for the cartoon watching Chicas
So the whores can watch themselves on TV, when I'm filming/banging them.

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Wireless Internet? What the hell are you bringing you're laptop for??
a) I take over 200 photos a day. My 256MB card maxes out rather quickly, so I need a way to transfer the photos.
b) Work
c) I burn music if my CDs get damaged or destroyed
d) I burn my photos on CD to have them digitally produced, while I'm there
e) I have a very large collection of adult films on my laptop that I like to look at when I'm banging whores

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Fridge? OK to keep the Beers and the Water Cold
Bingo! I also like ice cream when it's hot. Also, I like to take whip cream and spread it over the ... of a girl then lick it off

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Pool?? You are no further than 3 blocks from the biggest damn swimming pool in DR
I'm shy and prefer to skinny dip w/ whores in a hotel pool.

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Free Breakfast? It will just spoil your alcoholic appetite
I didn't mention breakfast.

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The hotel needs a bed and a door $10, the rest is fluff
What does your home look like????



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Old 05-11-2005, 03:26 PM
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Default Nice Job... I Think...??

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It was I who was too lazy to do a search. Now I have ALL of this great info for my next trip!!! They don't call you Helpman for nothing!!!!
Well, if you are CubanoCFO, nice job, you had me.

If you are truly going to be there sometime soon, send me a PM. I have plans to be there sometime soon as well. Perhaps we can get a drink.


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Old 05-11-2005, 04:06 PM
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What does your home look like????



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My home has all of the above and much more
But I am an american and accustomed to be carried around on Pillows
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Old 05-11-2005, 04:11 PM
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My home has all of the above and much morePillows
Then why do you settle for such extremely cheap accommodations when you travel to the DR??


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