What if your favorite artists were Dominican?

[Jon S.]

Imagine for a second if your favorite artists were Dominican, what would their names be?? Check this out, it's in Spanish

Angelina Jolie - Angela La Linda
George Clooney - Jorge El Clon
Vin Diesel - Vicente Gasoil
Tom Cruise - Tomas Jose De la Cruz
Gianni Versace - Gustavo Lava Con Ace
Giorgio Armani - Jorge El del Mani
Al Pacino - Al Pasito
Silvester Stallone - Silvestre De Los Talones
Harrison Ford - Jaris F. Ramirez
Keanu Reeves. - Kanny Al Reves
Jhonny Deep - Juancito El Profundo
Charlies Chaplin - Carlos Donplin
Natalie Portman - Natalia la Del Puerto
Steven Spielberg - Gustavo Berges
Leonardo Dicaprio - Leonel El De los Caprys
Nataly Imbruglia - Natalia Brugal
Puff Daddy or P. Diddy - Los Peos De Papi o El Papi Peo

Algunos Latinos:
Daddy Yankee - El Papa DominicanYork
Shakira - Elvira

Los negocios de las Actrices:
Salma Hayek - Pati Mongo Doña Salma (negocio ubicado camino a santiago!)
Cameron Diaz - Parada El Cameron (negocio ubicado camino al hotel decameron!


Some Djs:
Nick Warren - Nicolas El Guerrero
Danny Tenaglia - Daniel el De las Tenazas
Seb Fontaine - Sebastian La Fuente

Algunas Marcas:
Tennis Nike Sport - D'Kike Sport
Ferragamo - Hierro del Caro
Old Navy - El Viejo Marino
Nautica - La Marina
Channel - El Canal
American Express - El Expreso Americano
Mercedez Benz - Mercedez Al Favor
Yahoo! - Yujuu!
Gomas Bridgestone - Gomas Puente de Piedra
Dolce & Gabbana - Dulce y Banana
Mastercards - Tarjetas Maestras
Samsung - Samuel Chung
Burger King - Chimis El Rey
Jhonny Walker - Juan El Caminante
Wallmark - Mercado de Pared


Los Dominicanos:

Oscar de La Renta - Oscar For Rent
Juan L. Guerra - Jhon L. War
Carolina Herrera - Caroline Blacksmith
Fernando Villalona - Fernand Village Canvas
Amelia Vega - Amely Fertile Plain
Freddy Beras G. - Freddy Truely G.
Leonel Fernandez - Leonard Fernand
Luz Garcia - Light Garcia
Carlos Batista - Charles GoesThisWalk
Hipolito Mejia - Hip Hop Mcjia (rapero y cantante)
Roberto Salcedo - Robert Saltyield
Fefita La Grande - Fefita The Large one

si tienes alguna sugerencia...
no dejes de comentarlo...

en su reporte especial, y desde el centro de redaccion Jon S. Out

[ladydomi]

how is that funny?????????

[rellosk]

Originally Posted by ladydomi

how is that funny?????????

It isn't, this is Spanish 101, not the Clown Bin.

[Jon S.]

Ok, I wasn't going to say anything but quite honestly get the stick out of your a$$es. Yes, there is a need to learn how to speak Spanish properly in the DR, however, it doesn't hurt to understand the lingo of the "common" folk, unless you consider yourselves too good for that. It was in jest and considering that most Dominicans like to joke around, it doesn't hurt to know what is being said.

Not believing what I just read ,
Jon S.

[Chris]

Some people have no sense of humor. At last in our household Vicente Gasoil will never be forgotten

[mkohn]

I think it's quite creative.
Are personalized license plates far behine?
mkohn

[rellosk]

Originally Posted by Jon S.

Ok, I wasn't going to say anything but quite honestly get the stick out of your a$$es.

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