Haitian women- New Sex Symbols????

[Golo100]

The governor of the Elias Piña province in DR Dorila Bautista dennounced yesterday on the Nacional newspaper that Haitian women are destroying at least 50% of the marriages between Dominicans in that province.

She indicated that Haitian women are seducing Dominican men and having them move with them and abandon their families and wives.

Well, I thought Dominican women were the best in the world at sex. Now we have a second opinion from the lady Governor. Now we need expert opinion.

I guess AZB, Criss, DR Techie,Tony C and all our DR1 sex symbols are going to have to try Haitians and let me know, so I can try me some Haitian too.

Or could it be that the Governor lady's husband was seduced by a Haitian woman and now she's crying foul?


TW

[Eddy]

Can't say that I have that much experience with either however I've always been told that Haitian women were much better in bed than Dominicans.

[Pavan]

Golo, If I remember correctly you had a plan to impregnate all Haitian women to cleanse the race, rid DR of all the social problems caused by the Haitians etc etc. I guess some people really do follow what you say and have started the process.

I hope you do as you preach..

[Theresa]

Yes, I concur. I vividly remember Golo saying he was going to start with his sister's maid. What happened?

[Golo100]

True story. My sister's maid took a leave of absence to go back to Haiti and has not returned. She escaped my carnal desires. By the way, it has been happening a lot. Things are getting so bad in DR that some Haitians are beginning to go back to Haiti, and I assume, those Haitian hot puss_ies in Elias Piña are taking our Dominican men with them.

I will follow up on my promise to inpregnate those tight bitc--s. Only problem is, the ones that I have found seemed like they have never taken a bath. Truly smelly specimens. But I will keep on trying. My sister's maid was not an appetizing plate herself, but she had nice legs ,nice boobs,a big ass and a nice round belly button. I thought if I put a pillow over her face I could handle the situation. But we are still waiting for her. I am only afraid she might break my relationship with her tightness.WOW!!!!

TW

[Tony C]

Years ago I ha a relationship with a beautiful light skinned Haitian Woman from a very well to do Family. She was easily in the top 10 in my list of sexual experiences.
Funny thing is the relationship had to end because her family would never accept me as a equal! Go figure! The Haitian upper Class is even more racist than anything found among the Dominican Upper crust.

[Criss Colon]

To those of you not familiar with this word(I may not have spelled it correctly) it refers to the ability of many Haitian woman to have,shall we say,"CONTROL" of their vaginal muscles!This "Control" is not unique to Haitian women,but they have perfected the "ART"! I have had the distinct pleasure of having "COCOMORDAN" applied to my "WeeWee"(If Less than 7 inches,its a WeeWee!) and WHITE! I was in Boca Chica about 10 years ago,and grabbed a very black girl off the beach.We went to a non-air conditioned room and took care of "Business"!I struggled to the shower,dying from heat exhaustion.When I came back to the bed,she wanted more,not for her desire for me,but for more money I am sure! After trying to get "UP" for the second round,I was about to give up,she said,"Just shove it in,I'll do the rest"!.....WeeeeeeeeeeeLLLLLLLLL,I did as she requested,and a "Magic Hand" grabbed ahold of my "WeeWee" and began to "squeeze" in a slow,rythmic manner!I began to "rise" to the occation,and soon we were well on the path to the termination of round two! My "Termination" that is! Upon "Terminating",she would not let me go! She gripped me like a weight lifters hand shake! She gave me a "Squeeze" to demonstrate her control,and power! It hurt!!!! Once again her "Third Hand" began it's rythmic dance! I will leave my report at this time.Lets just say that it was quite an experiance.She explained that she was born in the DR,but that her mother and father were Haitians.She claimed that the young girls talk about the muscle control,and practice with their fingers until they are proficient! I am surprized that golo doesn't know about "Cocomordan",as every dominican man I tell this story to knows what it is.Guess the "RICH" have missed out!CRISCCCCCCCCCCCCcccccccccccccccCCCCCCCCCCCCccc ccccccc

[sjh]

As always, Criss leaves very few details to the imagination of the reader....

[Theresa]

Criss just tells it like it is. At that rate Criss, I wonder if the Haitian men put the Dominican men to shame? Geeze all that time I was living in little Haiti and I never took advantage of it. I guess Tony C. did though I'll be making my reservations for Port-Au-Prince this week!

[Robert]

Criss - Their is a very thin line between educational content and what you write. You are a master at blurring that line and evoking the "delete button hover"

And yes, I believe it's "COCOMORDAN"